Ok, this is totally weird of me . . .

But Mark, the Kiwi on this season of Top Chef? Looks like Stephen Maturin. Obv. not the hair *g*. But seriously, his facial structure is extraordinarily similar to how I imagine Stephen.

Also, just got to the wool garment and bees in PC. Dear god, Stephen, how did you manage to survive to the age of 30? You'd have thought he'd have been beaten to death at school for sheer dorkery long before he learned how to aim a pistol.